pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

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beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

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thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL
Me: Wow she has a nice butt
Me: I wish I had her butt
Me: Oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think I am a lesbian
Me: If anyone can hear this I like dicks
Me:
Everyone:
Me: Phew
thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL
Me after just cleaning my room: Wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
The next day: has anyone seen my bed
me 300 times a day: im so done

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

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